The taking out of one's penis. Whipping out one's dick, usually to take a piss or get a blow job.
"Pull over, I've gotta free Willy!"
or, "When she gave me that look, I knew it was time to free Willy."
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To take a long-needed crap.
Applies only when healthy, large and consistent turds are expected, accompanied with an emphatic accolade of farts.
Does not apply to limp-wristed quiche diarrheas.
Ladies, will you please excuse me? I'm going to free Willy.
If you donΒ΄t eat your All-Bran, you wonΒ΄t be able to free Willy!
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Former President Clinton's favorite movie. He saw it with Monica Lewinski.
Clinton: This is my favorite part of the, ugh , movie.
Monica: Wow! Look at that blowhole spew!
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When a man urinates without the use of his hands.
"I couldn't even use my hands that bathroom was so dirty. I had to do a free willy!"
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when getting on the freeway, going from the on-ramp all the way to the innermost lane in one pass.
if you hurry up, you're gonna get a free willy right into the carpool lane!
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The hardest work for any person(s) of Asian decent to pronounce, due to the two "l's". When the do say it, the results are beyond funny. Often, people prank phone call Asian residences and food stores and attempt to convince them to say it.
Mr. Wong: Herro?
Person: What was that movie with the Whale? Free....?
Mr Wong: Frhee Wihrry?
Person:**laughs** Yes! It was Free Willy!
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When you've worked up such a throbber that when some girl unzips your pants to give you a hummer, you spring forth and poke her eye out harpoon style.
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