Dibs on freebs

Making a claim to any free shit coming available.

“I’m getting rid of all this shit after I move. “
“Dibs on freebs!”

Freebee

When you poop and feces doesnt stick to the outer rim of your bumhole. Therfore only one wipe is required. A lucky occation.

Eddie: yo i just took a massive crap.
Dan: it took a short time!

Eddie: i know! It took only one wipe.
Dan: wow bro you had a lucky freebee!
Eddie: you can have freebees too, just lay off the mexican food.

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Freebee from God

When an average guy, whether married not, has an above average girl fall into his lap with no repercussions.

Bro 1: Been banging this hot chick, bro.
Bro 2: You're married, how did you find time to pick up chicks.
Bro 1: Freebee from God, bro

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