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Freemasons

Gentlemen who get together and practice rituals to sublimate unconscious desires to have gay sex.

The freemasons do secret things.

by Luddz February 1, 2015

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Freemason

A member of the brotherhood of freemasonry. Unlike what people say, freemasons are not satanists. In fact, if you dont believe in the one true God, you cant get in. Second, the conspiratory belief that they rule the world is most likely false. They cant understand when people have secrets they want to keep. Everyone has their own secrets. Freemasons focus on brotherly love, fellowship, and most of all, charity.

George Washington and the signers of the Declaration of Independence were all but one freemasons.

by Hell Yeah I'm American! January 18, 2006

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Freemasons

A secret society based around Liberalism and Judeo-Protestant values. An awful bunch which commit to an ideology based on greed, purely focused on ones self.

Nearly all of those that founded the USA were freemasons... And guess what? so were those who destroyed the French Monarchy AND GUESS WHAT? And so are those that back Ulster Loyalism

by JuliusEvolaGaming August 20, 2022

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Freemason's Handshake

A slang term for a hand job.

While sitting in a cramped Chevy Blazer with twelve other people and five cases of beer, she administered the Freemason's Handshake.

by Chevy Blazer Crew '05 October 9, 2005

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Freemason

A person who is objectively really cute.

You are such a cutie patootie, you are a freemason :3.

by February 7, 2024