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Chant used by toilet attendants in gents conveniences to hoax persons into the acceptance of after shave and or soap in the expectance to receive cash.
The attendant usually of afro carribean orrigin usually has an informal agreement with the club management to clean the conveniences in return to provide this facility.
Some attendants now referred to as "Freshen Up Guy" also offer candy.
Yo, Yo Freshen Up Man! Freshen Up.
Freshen Up For the Poonani, Poonani, Poonani. Freshen Up For The Poonani! We Love Pussy.
The Freshen Up Song!
If You're Happy and You Know It Freshen Up!
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Kids don't have guns these days, they have air freshener.
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Adorable bear + flowers + poo in the woods = this smell.
See also: Sea Island Debauchery
See also: B.Y.
Let's play "Hide the Bear Freshener" in eachothers' luggage and watch hilarity ensue
When you don't have clean clothes left and are to lazy to wash them. So you take some clothes out spray them with air freshener and reuse them.
Kelly: Your clothes smell good.
Bill: Really? because these are Freshener clothes.
Kelly: Ya little nasty.
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The call of an afro carribean man living on the breadline, stood in the gents to sell you soap.
'Freshen up for de punani'
'If you're happy and you know it freshen up'
'Don't you know freshen up, you got to freshen up'
And so on.
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The fucking WINDOW, you assholes.
Some guy nearby: "No! No! Anything but air freshener!!!"
PSSSSSSSSTT*gag* *cough* *gag*PSSSSSSSSSSSTT
Some guy nearby : "I can't...breathe."
(He collapses, dies)
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Air freshener is a bottle of scented spray with a nozzle. When you press down on the nozzle, the spray comes out, and makes a (usually) delightful scent. This is useful for when you make food that smells really bad, the dog had an accident in the kitchen, or even for when you spray a disgusting smelling bug spray. It could have other uses such as getting you somewhat high, but not just by smelling it.
Examples:
1.Dude! That better have been the dog! Go get some air freshener!
2.I wanna get high so bad right now, but my parents are home. Hmm, maybe I should try using air freshener... I will just fall down and laugh for 10 minutes...
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