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1. Something that should be beaten on a regular basis.
2. In the case of slutty freshmen girls, semen catchers that will do anything to be near superior upper classmen/human tissues
3. Human boners
4. Modern Day Slaves
5. No. 1 product of Orthodontists.
"Hey Eunice, git me mah beatin' styuck I'se gones done and spotted me a freshmen!"
"I keep getting boners during class, can I borrow your freshmen?"
"All ya'll hollah up yur hounds now we done fixin' to hunt me som' freshmen"
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uses juuls. they think there cool and date seniors. flexes with everything they have. the day bad words thinking there cool. freshmen are the most racist peole on earth
do u see that guy?
yeah he’s probably a freshmen
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Freshmen in high school or college who are slightly cooler than the normal band of newbies, and often have upperclassmen friends.
We're so fresh we're not just freshmen we're FRESHmen.
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The new kids in high school. These kids often still think school is like middle school, and are the perfect victims for pranks and torment like wedgies, swirlies, purple nurples, wet willies, noogies, and being stuffed into lockers.
I used to torment freshmen at every opportunity I got. From hanging wedgies on the flagpole to stripping them naked and parading them into the crowded hallways, I was always making sure freshmen were thoroughly humiliated throughout the school years.
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Freshmen are snot nosed butt holes who think they're the shit when about 50% them actually smell like shit. Freshmen goof around too much that's why most of them can even handle a 1 page essay. Then they start crying about it like little piggies. When a Freshman tries to be tough all you got to do is dip them in a toilet with a bowl full of pesticides yea!!! that will do it. haha
Freshmen: Hey did you watch the teletubies last night.
Prince Sade: No unfortunately I don't do cuddle hugs.
Freshman: Aww you need one hehe
Prince Sade: Aww you wanna die
Freshman: you meanie!!!!
Prince Sade: yea that's right go drown yourself in a bowl of pesticides and sing the song Teletubies, Teletubies say HELL NO!! UH-OHHHHH.
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When you do an activity you're interested for an extensive amount of time, often pulling several all-nighters and focusing on that activity.
Person 1: "Yo, you gunna freshmen tonight?"
Person 2: "Yeah when I get home I'm gunna play Guild Wars (video game) all night"
Person 1: "Damn, we have a lot of homework tonight"
Person 2: "Yeah man we gotta freshmen homework"
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The definition of freshmen is:
Females- a stupid skank bitch who dumps an upperclassmen for no fucking reason, the term freshmen can be used to someone of any age such as 1, 48, or even 99 years of age
Males- a dumbass cunt nugget who thinks he's the bomb, or any guy who does stuff just to be cool, although he is a complete fucking retarded cock browny. again this can be used for a guy of any age, ranging from age 4 to 10984
between two friends
(guy1) "dude my girlfriend dumped me"
(guy2) "dude she's a fucking freshmen"
(guy1) "no she's a junior"
(guy2) "no you havent heard? there's a new definition, yeah it means anybody who dumps their special someone for no reason!"
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