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Friendly fire : The American fighting man's favourite pastime.
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when a man ejaculates in his own face / mouth
Andy friendly fires when he masturbates.
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As American as apple pie and baseball, a term famous through out twentieth century wars, friendly fire, a term used to explain the gun-happy American Idiot, and for some reason, no solution has been found.
Yankee: Hey, Canuck, why haven't you Canadian cowards joined in on our war in Iraq.
Canuck: Well, probably because the only fatilities Canada suffered in Afghanistan were from American 'friendly fire', and we didn't find it too friendly that it was denied for the better part of a year, so fuck you George W Bush. Find yourself another bitch. You may want to try Mexico.
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When a person has too much food in their mouth and speaks so intensely that they spit it onto another person.
Dude, swallow your mashed potatoes before your friendly fire has me looking like Pizza the Hut.
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When your not looking down and you accidently piss on yourself.
Charles: *Urinating*
Charles' mom: Charles, your penut butter toast is ready!
Charles: *turns head towards bathroom door* Just a sec. Ah shit, I'm taking friendly fire!
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When Kevin Han kills his own teammate in CS on de_dustworld when his teammate is sitting right next to him yelling at him to stop.
Paul: Kevin, STOP SHOOTING AT ME DAMNIT!!! *dies*
Kevin: Huh? did u say something?
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when an american decides to be a total fucking moron and shoot a brittish soldier.
american: "omg, wtf is that?"
american no. 2: "idk, shit! it's moving! SHOOT IT!"
-friendly fire occurs...
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