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1) The one ex that everybody has (or is) that wrote incredible amounts of poetry about you/for you, made playlists about you/for you in hopes that you’d cry to the songs in them, and looked like a sad puppy when you left them/they left you even if you were only dating for a few months.
2) The ex that religiously listened to The Front Bottoms after your relationship and completely changed everything about themselves to distance themself from you.
Bro, I am the front bottoms ex.
An unsightly deposit left on a woman's gusset.
Imagine my surprise!!!! I ordered the pie not the 'FRONT BOTTOM FRICASEE'...... Very disappointing.
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the front bottoms motorcycle club (tfbmc) is the name of the band "the front bottoms"'fandom
"dude are you in the front bottoms motorcycle club ? you should listen to tfb."
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A thick cream used to lubricate the penis during masturbation.
Person 1: "Babes wank me off. It's my favourite thing"
Person 2: "hang on a second, I'll just get the front bottom cream!"
The belief of self-entitled and often bitter females that their gender will irrationally excuse them from the consequences of both behaving unreasonably and of ignoring legal obligations such as Court Orders and the like
Petra refused to let her ex see any of his children relying on her front bottom immunity to excuse her from the potential criminal consequences of not allowing the children to enjoy the company of their father