And then I fucked your cousin

A phrase used at the end of a rather boring story to see if the listener was truly paying attention.

Person 1: "..and then I went to the mall to get these oh-so fabulous shoes, and then..."

Person 2: *Snores*"...."

Person 1: "And then I fucked your cousin."

Person 2: "Wait what?!?"

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When Cousins Fuck

A deformaty of the body when cousins or relative have sexual intercourse

Danny R.'s head is huge.

Yeah I know thats what happens when cousins fuck.

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Ur cousin fucks dozens

The most deadly diss ever to exist in man kind and totally cancels out “ur mom gay” “your dad lesbian” and “your granny tranny”.

Joe: ur mom gay lol
Steve: ur dad lesbian haha
Joe: THATS IT
Steve: CHILL JOE I WAS JOKING
Joe: Your cousin fucks dozens
Steve: chokes on a rock and fucking dies