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An expression of the most extreme exasperation; essentially a more profane version of expressions such as "For crying out loud!" Generally used only by males.
"No, I said left! LEFT! Ah, fucking a man!!
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Some thing that can be taken out of context if not said correctly
The act of being gay beyond measure, When you've crossed the line between what's morally right for a heterosexual and then pursue in not only engaging in homosexual activity, but going beyond that and achieving Ultimate gayness.
Fucking "A" man (as in the Roman Alphabet) or " Hey I just got here, Fucking a Man!!!!!
Gary queefed as he was fucking a man, gay faggot.
He was caught fucking a man, and everyone suspected the worst.
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So fucking a man is like heaven but I never tried it because I’m single and will never have a boyfriend or a husband because I’m lesbian, anyways a duck goes in your ass of pussy blah blah blah in and out in and out in and out a lot of times you moan he cums you taste it I think 🤨 I think I’m horny 😃 anyways you finish then you say “ ROUND 2 SON?” Then he says “YEAH DAD!” Round 2 begins in and out in and out in and out . Moaning, cumming, and being tired! Ty for reading my horny thingy majig:)
Dad: hey son, wanna fuck?
Son: sure dad
Dad:gets on bed
Son: gets on bed and gets undressed with dad does the same
Dad:*starts fucking the son slowly
Son : *moaning noises*
Dad: cums
Son: eats the cum
1 hour later
Dad and son: drooling and getting dressed
Mom: comes home
Son: my ass hurts
Dad: I went too hard son
Son :sigh😩
Mom: CHARLES DID YOU FUCK OUR SON AGAIN?
Dad: y-y-yes you b-baka🥺
Mom: should’ve been me
Dad: but fucking a man feels nicer
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A term used when you lose a game or are just fucking sick of life shit
Fuck me man... i need a break
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The phrase someone says after the know they can't come back to an insult that was just said to them.
Tim: "Haha, oh my god, Mike, your such a fag.
Mike: "Shut up, Tim, your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory."
Tim: "...fuck off, man..."
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A phrase used when you really really don’t want to do something.
person1: "I need volunteers."
person2: "It's a suicide mission dude."
person1: "That is not important."
person2: "Fuck you man! Im out of here."
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The gas man gets blamed on everything (poor gas man!)
Die in Warzone? FUCKING GAS MAN!
internet goes down? FUCKING GAS MAN!
Manager leaves or some other bs happens at your workplace (such as the water heater breaking down) FUCKING GAS MAN!
Disposable vape runs out? FUCKING GAS MAN!
Southampton lose? FUCKING GAS MAN!
Electric for house goes out and the battery backup for the router runs out? (thankfully it hasn't yet) FUCKING GAS MAN!
Boiler doesn't work? FUCKING GAS MAN!
The enemy you kill on Warzone doesn't give you any deathchat? FUCKING GAS MAN!
You don't clip a warzone deathchat because of some shitty thing with your recording software? FUCKING GAS MAN!
Referee doesn't give the pen? FUCKING GAS MAN!
Hitler rants about something? FUCKING GAS MAN!
You miss the bus? Southampton lose? FUCKING GAS MAN!
Southampton lose? FUCKING GAS MAN!