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Something to say when someone fuckin wit chu
Guy 1: hey who let this fagget out
Guy 2: I don’t know
Guy 3: fuck off mate
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An expression of despair at the situation at hand. Usually used in exasperation when all other logical explanations of a particular predicament are no longer valid.
Chap 1: Well, we seem to have an awful lot of problems and those responsible seem to be doing very little about it.
Chap 2: Yeah, it's a fucking joke mate.
Chap 1: Mugs.
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A way to say thank you in a good manner
Guy - "I just cleaned your car for free."
Me - " Fucking Cheers Mate!"
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A way to say thank you in a good manner
Guy - "I just cleaned your car for free."
Me - " Fucking Cheers Mate!"
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A way to say thank you in a good manner
Guy - "I just cleaned your car for free."
Me - " Fucking Cheers Mate!"
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What your average chav/brit says after his pal did something retarded, caused himself some trouble, or is about to get his ass kicked because he said some dumb shit.
American translation: "You dun goof'd"
Gavino: "Fuck your mother you petty lil twat!"
Chav: "You fucked up mate. I'm going to kick your cheeky lil cunt so hard i swear on my mum's life."
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Mark: "I just got a 300 pound fine for parking in the wrong spot!!!"
Chav: "You fucked up mate."
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Had an undeclared sly
Fuck all mate just finished up a breakdown- Spoon