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Its like disrespecting someones house. A persons couch is where they spend alot of of time.
"hey lets go chill at my pad"
"man, fuck yo couch, lets go to mine"
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The insult to beat all insults in an argument, due to its pure randomness. Also tends to make the opponent speechless.
Cynnamon: You are such a whore!
Mary: Well fuck your couch!
Cynnamon: .... What?
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The equivalent of "Well fuck you."
Can also be said as:
-Fuck your couch. "Fuck you."
-FUCK MY COUCH!! "Fuck MY LIFE!!"
The phrase originated from an episode of the Dave Chappele Show, where he played Rick James.
The exact line where it was adapted from, is when he (dave Chappelle/ Rick James) is on a couch, and says, "Fuck your couch, nigga! Fuck your couch!"
Person 1: God! Just shut the fuck up! You're SO annoying!
Person 2: Well fuck YOUR couch! *storms off*
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it Means you are in disbelief. something like What the fuck.
FUCK MY COUCH. I FOUND 10 dollars
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A disrespectful expression meaning that you would not hesitate to or you already have placed your muddy boots all over someone's couch.
"Why would you go and put your muddy boots over my couch like it's something to do."
"Man, fuck yo couch. Your rich, buy another one."
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When a black man destroys another black man's couch.
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It's a metaphor. the "fuck" is metaphorical for not giving a shit, and the "your couch" is metaphorical as it is the subject that the user choses instead of the person it is being used against, thus making it clear that it is more important to the user than the recipient, and by not giving a shit about something that is more important to the user than the recipient, the user is saying that he or she less than gives a shit about about the recipient and anything they have ever said or done
Person 1: I just finished my homework!
Person 2: Fuck your couch.
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