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A device that is used to determine how many fucks someone gives
*The fuck-o-meter confirms 0 fucks given*
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Person 1: I studied all night yesturday for this test!
Person 2: I give no fuckedy fucks
Person 1: I give no fucks about your fuckedy fucks
Narrator: fuck-o-meter, how many fucks were given?
Fuck-o-meter: I don’t give a fuck
*ZERO FUCKS GIVEN*
fuck-o-meter is a meter that can go up your ass, and looking inside your brain for how many fucks your give
I DONT GIVE A FUCK
Whatever time it is when you realize it was past the time you were supposed to be anywhere.
Well, that was fun. What time is it? Oh, it's Fuck O' Clock. Fuck!
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'automatic fucking machine', as applying to {someone}
He may seem as one mannly fuck-o-matic, but never will he match me in love-making skills.
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A machine that tells how many fucks that person has given.
Example:
Guy 1: Hey man I got a 100% on the test! 😁😁
Guy 2: Ok
Guy 2: I alsooo, got a girlfriend....
Guy 1: I give... zero fucks.
*Fuck-o-meter comfirms zero fucks given*
Fuck you Urban Dictonary Im not givin another example. Urban Dictonary I don’t give one fuck about needing to define it here but fuck it. Fuck-O-Meter
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mother fucker: some one that fucks their mum like mark mcumic from great britin.
sed by the greatest white guys ever....
INSANE CLOWN POSSE
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To measure the amount of interest in something based on a personal scale of giving a fuck.
"Hey this story is so crap it doesn't even register on my give-a-fuck-o-meter"