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Fuckage

when an object is messed up, but not broke.

Because i grind on the right side, the right pedal has more fuckage than the left pedal. GAT DAMMIT

by seth wants dreads July 16, 2003

26๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fuckage

IS fuckable or Material able to be fucked

Dude, that is some fuckage over there. See her/him.

by Elizabeth0001 August 22, 2007

17๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


fuckage

the state of being fucked

*gets raped brutally* FUCKAGE MAN!

by jdsowhatwannafight? April 6, 2004

41๐Ÿ‘ 40๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fuckage

Like mileage, but for sexual intercourse.

Iโ€™ve gotten a lot of fuckage lately.

My thirty-year-old virgin brother is super jealous of my fuckage.

by Emery1 May 31, 2021


Fuckage

the extent to which something is damged.

the amount of paint chipped off of a bike pedal.

by seth wants dreads July 17, 2003

11๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


fuckage

A percentage upcharge, added into the final bid on a contract where there is an ongoing business relationship, in which the contractor has previously been shortchanged or "backcharged" unlawfully by the customer. This percentage varies from customer to customer, and may be cumulative over time. It includes an additional percentage, to cover slow payment, demands for "free" extra work, unwarranted payment disputes, time spent on the phone with their reps explaining why they have to pay for services rendered and documented, extra time on resulting paperwork , "adjusted" bids after the work is complete, and the aggravation of knowing the customer will pull any trick they can, to force you to perform work for free, which they themselves will then happily bill their client for.

"I'm counting 43 cubic yards of debris to remove here. The customer took over two months to pay last time, then tried to get me to knock another $50 off the agreed price after the work was complete. Counting in the time and aggravation, we'll add another 4 cubic yards for fuckage...make that 5 cubic yards on principle. Bid will be to remove 48 cubic yards of debris, including fuckage."

by lowflyer December 12, 2016

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fuckage

an exclamation used when one is disappointed or upset.

Fuckage! Those ruddy bastards all left!

by Jen June 27, 2004

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