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to have screwed up or failed at a task, usually spectacularly or with disastrous results. Said failure can involve lack of effort or lack of competence and usually both. Vulgarization of "screwed the pooch."
Bridegroom: dude the whole stripper-in-a-cake thing is more fun when she's not 74 years old and narcoleptic
Best man: yeah i really fucked the dog on that one didn't i
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hiding out somewhere instead of doing your job during working hours
Tony..."Where`s Marty?" Jack..."The boss just left for the day so he`s probably out fucking the dog"
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To commit to the least amount of exertion possible while remaining efficient to the lightest extent.
Boys, we're ahead of schedule. We can fuck the dog until the boss comes.
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To do nothing, procrastinate, or avoid doing a task that is undesirable
I was sick of doing school work so I took the day off and fucked the dog
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After finishing all the tasks at a job for that particular day, but still having time before the end of your shift, a person will hide or do something non-productive until the shift ends.
Bill: "Where have you been hiding?"
Joe: "Well i got all my work done, but i can't punch out for another hour. I'm just fucking the dog."
Bill: "Yeah it looks like it."
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What GW Bush does at the whitehouse.
Good thing he got Rummy to run things, now he can get busy with the dog fucking
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Just like it says on here. This is a category in beastiality involving sexual intercourse between a dog and a human being. This can also be applied to sick, dirty humor. See below....
i.....wanna fuck a dog in the ass....i wanna fuck a dog in the ass...i wanna fuck a dog......i tried to fuck your mom in the ass...tried to fuck your dad in the ass...could only find the dog....and his ass...we wanna fuck a dog in the ass..we wanna fuck a dog in the ass..we wanna fuck a dog....i wanna fuck a pirate in the ass..argh me and me first mate you scurvy kerr...i wanna fuck a fuckin pirate but i found the dog....that was no dog that was thy own sister. -Jonathon Hasselmann; 12/20/2003
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