shut fuck

to fuck sombody so hard that their vag/ass gets shut for a week

dude i shut fucked her last night!
shut the shut fuck up!
like what the bitch, you shut fucked her?

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shut fuck the up

what you type instead of shut the fuck up in a hurry.

Random troll: "OMG this guy sucks totally like this fuking commenntt !!!111!!!
Average rage user: "SHUT FUCK THE UP!"
Grammar Nazi: "Don't you mean shut the fuck up?"

up the shut fuck

Jedi Master Yoda's version of the popular phrase, Shut The Fuck Up.

Yoda replied to Luke Skywalker, "Up the shut fuck, whiny bitch."

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fuck up the shut

An alternate way of saying "shut the fuck up".

Guy 1: Hey, I have a 15 foot penis.
Guy 2: Dude, fuck up the shut.

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up the fuck shut

shut the fuck up but spicy

Will you just up the fuck shut?

fucked shut

1. (adjective) Totally, permanently and irreversibly fucked. Similar to fubar but with the extra condition of being irreversible.

"Dude got t-boned by a semi going 70. He's fucked shut."