Crude Song Sang To The Tune Row-Row-Row-Your-Boat
Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
69 a porcupine.
Orgy at the zoo.
Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
GangBang an orangutang.
Orgy at the zoo.
Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Eat a grape, rape an ape.
Orgy at the zoo.
Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Masturbate with a snake
Sunning at the zoo.
Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Screw a kangaroo
motorboat a pregnant goat
An orgy at the zoo!
Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Gently in the ass
Roll around on the ground
Until you cum at last!
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A "fuck-and-duck" is when person "A" has sex with person "B", then avoids any and all contact with person "B". This may be to ensure that a sexual encounter becomes a one-night stand. It is also a means of breaking up with a person.
After the sixth unreturned phone call, Sharon began to suspect she was the victim of a fuck-and-duck.
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Telling someone they are not doing anything useful with their time.
Person 1: "I thought I told you to do your homework."
Person 2: "I am."
Person 1: "To me it just looks like you're fucking the duck."
being surprised by somthing or someone.
well fuck a duck, look who decided to show his face!
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An expression used when frustrated
Person 1: Layouts for the next week?
Person 2: Fuck A Duck!!
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1. oh SHIT!!!
"FUCK A DUCK!!! i left my weed at home!!!"
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