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when your mom doesn't give you your xbox one
"MOM WHAT THE FUCKING MY ASS TITS FUCKING WERES MY GOSH DARNNNNNN XDOXX!"
"fock you" your moms says passing by
eat my fuckin ass tits fucking ass fucking shit
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When zebras engage in the act of anal sexual intercourse
Steve: Did you see those ass fuckin zebras on the safari?
Bob: Yeah man, those were some kinky zebras.
It's the world's most annoying melon. His name is Cocomelon.
"-Here is the story that I'm tellin'
-What is it?
-About a Stupid Fuckin' Bitch-ass Melon
-Yayyyyy!"
A big ass fuckin cobra that has been known to eat owls in its search for tacos. Also will eat indians when angered.
A big ass fuckin cobra just stole my taco wat a bitchass.
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Collin: "Yo have you heard of the band Standing through autumn?"
Bree: "Yaahh, those mother fuckin pussy ass cock suckin assholes suck major dick."
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an attractive female that conducts interviews.
Foo, I had an interview today with a fuckin'-hot-ass-motha-fuckin'-interviewer-chick!
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When some dumbass (most likely on discord) gets angry over a definition on urban dictionary.
Dumbass: oh my god guys, this joke has gone to far, (shows random definition on urban dictionary that has nothing to do with the conversation).
Literally everybody Else: Bro shut yo fuckin crumbly lookin ass up