really fucking massive shit

Constipation.....ongoing....day after day after day.

Visit the drug-store.
purchase some senna.
o/d on senna.
empty your bowels around your feet and down the legs of your jeans.
Drug-store again.
eat shit.
buy epicac
puke.
eat puke

Then soil the shop.....severely.
shabba.

I just did a really fucking massive shit....ooooh dear.

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Fuck, a nigga really got school tomorrow?

When it Sunday

Friend: bruh tomorrow is Monday
Me: Fuck, a nigga really got school tomorrow?
Friends: ye
Me: bruh

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you really fucked the pooch on that one

To screw it up

You really fucked the pooch on that one!

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Fucking really

What the fuck?

What the fuck I was going to go to the store and get some lube but they’re closed fucking really