fucked by a horse

when a horse has sex, or sometimes oral sex (or possibly anal sex) with a woman or man. When the horse blows its load it often smiles and says something clever, leaving the person covered in horse semen.

Person: "This horse is aggressive"
Horse: "fuck yeah! mothafucka!"
Person: "You ejaculated on my head and clothes!"
Horse: "It's because you were fuckin' fucked by a horse you fuckin' fuck fucker!"

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hold this tale and let me fuck this horse

shut up, stop interrupting me, and listen.

would you hold this tale and let me fuck this horse please!!??

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Fucking a Dead Horse

The only thing to do with a horse after you have beaten it.

Okay. We get it. Michael Vick is playing football again. Quit fucking a dead horse.

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fucking the whole horse

fucking the whole horse
to fuck the whole horse

Transient contextual meanings.
1.a To mess up.
1.b To ruin things, esp. for other people. 1.c To fair poorly, as on a project or in a new career.
e.g. Oh man, the Clarkson account? Yeah, I really fucked the whole horse on that one. I think I'm going to lose my job.

2.a To do extremely well.
2.b To accomplish with flare and elegance, as in a project or a new career.

e.g. The new record? Are you kidding me? You guys really fucked the whole horse on that one. Im so excited for the release.

examples are listed above for ease of reference

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fucking horse shit

This web site.

urbandictionary.com

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I'm so hungry that I could fuck a horse

When one is so hungry that they could do even more than eat a horse.

"I'm so fucking hungry!" "Well, I'm so hungry that I could fuck a horse, but you don't see me bitching about it."

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Fuck you and your horse

When telling somebody off, especially those who offend you in all senses (odour, appearance, tone of voice, impression of Tony Danza, etc.) you can say "Fuck you and your horse!" This basically states that you hate everything about them, because the "horse" is an analogy for what they bring with them. This meaning is strong mostly because you also hate their "horse" just because they own it, and for no other reason. You can also add-on things that they like, do, or carry around with them, this adds a personalization.

You:"Oh shit it's Johnson. I hate that guy."
Friend:"You should tell him off."
You:"Hey, Johnson!"
Johnson:"Yeah?"
You:"Fuck you and your horse."
Friend:"And your fucking coffee!"

<A man budges you in line at the supermarket>
You: Hey <taps guy on shoulder> You budged me.
Guy:Yeah, so what?
You: So fuck you and your horse. Back of the line, asshole.

<A person is next to you on the transit, talking on the phone way too loud>
You:Hey, Chatty Kathy!
CK: one sec-- Yeeah?
You: Fuck you, your horse, and your cell phone.

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