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Holy fuck tits

Expression used when you are astonished by a said situation.

Person 1:Our cat is dead!
Person 2:HOLY FUCK TITS

by Brozojoe January 8, 2012

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show your fucking tits

a phrase commonly shouted out of windows at sluts so they show their fucking tits, usually proceeded by shaking of beads

listen up! show your fucking tits!!

by taz gam March 21, 2004

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holy fuck tits

shoving your cock inbetween jesus's nipples while covered in holy water

holy fuck tits

by tittie turtle taco March 26, 2018

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shit on my fucking tits

An exclamation expressing extreme disappointment in the most serious degree.

"Hey man, your bus just left without you! You're going to get fired yo!"

"Well shit on my fucking tits!"

by Durpadurkader September 24, 2017

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fuck a tit

Singular version of fucking a pair of tits.

Go fuck a tit!

by Hello0101 August 30, 2015

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fuck My Tits

Exclamation marking profound emotion. Commonly applied to situations involving:

1) Exasperation or stress
2) Near-orgasmic satisfaction with life

1) "Fucking orgo test tomorrow and I haven't even begun memorizing my hundred characters for Intensive Introduction to Chinese.... Holy shit, AND a paper on goddamned T.S. Elliot. Fuck my tits, Matt. Fuck my tits."

2) "OMG I just had Chipotle after three months of abstinence. Fuck my tits fuck my tits fuck my tits."

by emoysha October 14, 2009

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tit fuck

The act of inserting the penis between two tits and fucking them.

John fucked shirly's tits.

by Wheefun April 12, 2003

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