unicorn fucking

when you duct tape a dildo to your forehead and begin to have sex with your partner with the dildo.

guy: hey girl wanna unicorn fuck at my place?
girl: sure why not, who doesn't love unicorn fucking
guy: ok just gimme a second while i strap my dildo to my forehead

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Shut the Fuck Up Unicorn

A hand signal used to shut everyone up. It is made by pressing ones thumb, pinky, ring finger and pointer finger together, and sticking the middle finger up in the air, so that it looks like a unicorn. Should only be used if Silent Coyote is ineffective. Otherwise it's just obnoxious.

The teacher held up a Silent Coyote, but the class kept talking. After about five minutes, she grew impatient, and busted out the real guns.

Teacher: *SHUT THE FUCK UP UNICORN*
Class is silent.

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its like seeing a dragon being fucked by a unicorn

meaning something very rare, or impressive.

my skills are so good "its like seeing a dragon being fucked by a unicorn"

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SQUIGGLE DIGGLE FIGGLE PICKLE WICKLE UGLY CRUSTY DUSTY MOTHER FUCKING UNICORN MONIBROW UGLY ASS TICKLE DICKLE TIPSON BILLY BURGUR BOY BING BONG BACKER DOOEY

The most creative insult to get called on discord when you are the owner of the server

Owner(undercover): Do you think this server is run by idiots?
Troll: IF YOU WERE A MOD I THINK SO YES WITH UR SQUIGGLE DIGGLE FIGGLE PICKLE WICKLE UGLY CRUSTY DUSTY MOTHER FUCKING UNICORN MONIBROW UGLY ASS TICKLE DICKLE TIPSON BILLY BURGUR BOY BING BONG BACKER DOOEY

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