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When she shits on your dick as lube during sex
Bro my girl and I decided to try fuckturd last night and it was amazing
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fuckturd.... a turd (aka bowel movement.. a shit...a crap...a poop) fuckturd...is a turd named by its owner fuckturd..is a turd that changed its path going out.....
Fuckturd...is a turd that can do reverse fuckturd.....is a turd that does reverse as soon as it gets interrupted
fuckturd... is a turd that gets interrupted and goes in reverse
Hey did everything come out all right he asked me....well no...it was a fuckturd...dont interrupt me when i am taking a crap
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An unplanned, unwanted child. I.e. bastard.
I'm so relieved she's giving up our fuckturd for adoption.
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A god of fucking. A fuckturd is so good in bed that the woman feels obligated to make him breakfast the next morning.
I'm too lazy to make him a sandwich, but god damn he was a fuckturd last night.
1. When you do your best to clean out, but then you have anal sex, and after it's over, he pulls out, and a small, almost insignificant turd either rolls out, or is smashed on top of the condom.
2. A person resembling the small, almost insignificant piece of shit.
"Please pay no attention to my friend. He's drunk and being a total fuckturd. "
"Yeah, we'll just ignore him til he goes away."