Taxes ought not to pay for this.
"If you're 5'3 and you're 300 pounds, taxes ought not to pay for your bags of fudge rounds".
This is the act of cooking a Little Debbie's Fudge Round on a stick over an open fire and giving it to The Truck Man.
I'm going to go give this hot fudge round to Truck Man because he got stuck and needs a pick-me-up.