full house

A huge dump of shit (that may even break the surface of the water), which beats the flush.

a: Hey sir! I've just shat a full house!

b: Christ ye'll have to give it a righ royal flush to shift it.

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full house

Cards: In poker, 3 of one card and two of another.
TV: A crappy show, starring John Stamos.
The only significance is it is the first appearance of the Olsen twins.

Full house sucks.

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full house

Three in the pink, two in the stink....

She was such a whore, all five of us gave her a full house!

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full house

When a woman is giving a guy a BJ, and she puts his balls in his mouth while his dick is still in there

"dude, she gave me a full house--she took it all in"

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full house

when you're 69ing with a girl and just before you cum, you ram your fist up her ass

Me and the old lady were doing each other and just as I was about to fill her mouth I gave her the full house.

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full house

being infected with both syphilis and gonorrhoea.

i wish i hadn't fucked thunderthighs, she gave me a full house.

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Full House

1. Early 90s show focused on family values and homosexuality.
2. Doing a Bob Saget, John Stamos, and Dave Collier simultaneously.

I've done 3 full houses this week.

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