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Derived from the words fap and hump. Means to masturbate by humping an inanimate object, such as a pillow, while fully clothed, cumming in your underwear
A young man planned to fump his pillow after he became aroused by watching footjob porn videos.
The boy fumped his pillow at least 2-3 times a week.
The parents of the boy confronted him on his fumping habits as they did not like having to wash his jizz soaked clothes.
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Derived from the words fap and hump. Means to masturbate by humping an inanimate object, such as a pillow, while fully clothed, cumming in your underwear.
Tony planned to fump his Mickey Mouse pillow after he became aroused by watching footjob porn videos.
Tony fumped his pillow at least 2-3 times a week.
Tony's parents confronted him on his fumping habits as they did not like having to wash his jizz soaked clothes.
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the act of humping furniture as a means of sexual stimulation so as to keep one from doing stupid things such as chronic masturbation or rape; often done in such segregated environments as the armed forces or summer programs such as GHP
Dude there are no bitches here and I'm so horny; let's go fumping!
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To be denied from jumping over an object, often due to a perceived high chance of failure.
"Well, I was keen to give it a go but it ended up just being another fump"
"You all know Blake, get a few drinks in him and he'll be fumping everything in sight!"
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When you sit on the toilet and you think your going to take a normal dump, but then you EXPLODE and you fart and take a huge dump at the same time.
guy 1: "Man that was loud!"
guy 2:"Yea, I fumped like a motha' fucka'!"
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FUMP (fump) n. <fumpy, fumps>, adj. <fumpishly>
1. Fucked Up Magee Person. Challenged individual who casts a social a plague upon the community.
2. A person who engages in an activity without talent or skill.
3. A person who has failed significantly at something.
4. Something or someone that disappoints.
5. A sexually immoral predator or sex addict.
(fumpish, fumpy)
He was the most fumpish person I ever met.
Wow, only a fump could have failed that test.
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