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future

An imaginary land of peace, love and prosperity, often unconsciously linked to another domain - the past. An equally fictional realm of regret, sorrow and despair.

The future's not here now, nor will it be in the future.

by Prof. Osled November 23, 2009

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future

A term generally used when referring to a situation the hasn't happened yet. It also can be used to described the past. This requires you to say " the future past " emphasizing on the both future and past. You pause in between future and past. There are many combination's as shown below.
The word "Future" originates from the chickens, in the year 2306 { this was the third war that never happened until the king of the ants conquered the spiders to over throw the 1972 New Jersey Nets to win the superbowl who were facing the challenges set forth by the ducks}

" Where is the the year 2003? The fucking ducks took it."
"When?"
"In the future past!"
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"Why do i have to find escalaber?"
"Because i need it to defecate"
"What?!"
"FUTURE!"
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by The X man reancarnation September 3, 2008

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the future

Something that isn't and never shall be, a time for students to do homework and chores, and the period of time Marty McFly and Doc Brown travelled to in a DeLorean.

*I said I'd do it later mom
*What time later!!!!
*I dunno. Sometime in the future I guess
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by puzzling trials February 26, 2018


Future

A man who doesn’t simp for no bitch if a man does this he is considered a king

Woah sometimes Jotaro doesn’t simp for no bitch doesn’t that make him a future

by I will make a trending word August 1, 2020

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Futureal

Something so out of ordinary that it seems unreal and of a future time period.

An amazing Iron Maiden song.

That computer is futureal

What is real? Futureal!

by The wicker hombre August 4, 2011


Future

A legendary artist who's music provides an indescribable feeling of euphoria to his fans, The Future Hive. Also known as Future Vandross, Future Hendrix, and Future Christ

Latavious: Yo B what you listening to?
Brandon: That new future! Throwaway Pt.2 will change a nigga life
Ex. 2
Kelly: Why is Beyoncé singing the national anthem
Moksha: Right! These executives couldn't book Future to sing it

by Ky1GigEm July 15, 2015

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the future

used to describe something that's generally regarded as cool, fun or having good value.

Dude almonds are the future

by penice21 March 27, 2019