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A gamble is when you have to fart but your afraid you'll crap your pants. Therefore you just have to take a gamble and wish for the best.
*In an office building*
Joe: Man I gotta fart.
Bill: So fart what's the big deal?
Joe: Yea but I might crap I can sorta feel it.
Bill: Guess your gonna have to take a gamble.
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v., intransitive
A quick way to riches and power.
It's a sure thing.
Drugs make your problems go away. But, you can't always count on drugs to be there. So if you're short, just create more. Or, take drugs from your parents; drugs from your parents are free.
Or, take a chance. Try gambling!
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Also referred to as a planet due to the similar properties the 2 share; immensely huge mass, gravitational pull, etc.
You'll often find a gamble by simply looking up at the thing that's blocking the sun. Don't get too close or you'll be pulled into it and engulfed whole.
Billo: "Holy crap, that's one huuuge ugly space cow."
Exley: "That's no ugly space cow, it's a planet!"
Wilkins: "Oh don't mind that, it's just a Gamble."
Billo + Exley: "Aah yes, a Gamble... You're so clever Wilkins."
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To run at a high pace across a road without looking for uncoming traffic in the hope of crossing the road without getting hit. Also you have to continually shout gamble while on the road. It was created in the late 90s/early 00s by Mark Mc Legend and Dee 'The Dolphin' Mc Creanor.
Steve:Did you play gamble yesterday?
Andrew:Yea but I lost
Steve:O yea i was wondering why we are in the hospital
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the act of masturbating. the reference is to the hand gesture made to imply masturbation, which greatly resembles the shaking of dice.
"oh man, I'm so horny right now. I think I'll go gamble in the back room. Maybe I can find some of my brother's playboys."
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