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this is the CORRECT answer to the age old question 'Spit or Swallow'. Spit or swallow is a trick question invented by men to check exactly how dirty the woman is. Women have never figured this out, spitting leads to the head being firmly held in place next time and swallowing results in us aiming at the eyes.
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The partner fills their mouth with water and gargles it, and the male inserts his testicles into the water thats being gargled. (Note: Insert tesitcles one at a time in order to reduce the splash effect that would lower the water level in the mouth)
Last night it cost 500 dollars for the ho to start gargling my balls
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A murder of crows,
A prickle of porcupines,
A wisdom of wombats,
A zeal of zebras,
A gaggle of geese,
A gargle of gay men.
When I went to a cookout at the Cuff, I was tickled at seeing the gargle of gay men.
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Alcoholic drink.
gargled = drunk
C'mon down to the boozer for a few gargles, Shambo. All the lads are here and the gee is wall-to-wall.
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gargle is what my five roomies want me to do when they blow their loads in my mouth and want to see how much cum I'm going to swallow.
My roomies gave me cadet bukkake, and they wanted me to gargle all the cum they shot into my mouth!
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Popular in Mormon culture akin to soaking and durfing. It is when a girl sucks on the testicles of a dude instead of giving him a blowjob as to avoid the Judgement of the almighty
“Yo. Emileigh totally gargled this fetch out of me after seminary last night!! Slobbered on my boys real good!”
“Emileigh is wild for gargling you like that!”
The sexual practice in which you convince your girlfriend/wife/partner/whore to gargle on your baby gravy, then unexpectedly you uppercut her in the sternum screaming "SURPRISE" and avoiding the consequent rainbow of liquids.
Where's Katie?
In hospital with a punctured lung. Tyrone went a bit far when he Gargle Gargle Surprised her.
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