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A small group of or a single pubic hair that is stuck to the side of a toilet or urinal.
Yo yo yo?!?! Who decorated the toilet with dat mutha fuckin' piece of garnish?
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The female equivalent of teabagging, in which a woman rubs her saucy vagina along the forehead of an unsuspecting victim. Hair or anything left behind can be referred to as parsley.
I passed out at Madison's after drinking too much rosé and they took pictures of them lemon garnishing me!
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Bra or panties. Any article of lingerie that is moved to the side prior to eating a tasty dish. Kind of like parsley, but with lace.
me: hey, i'm hungry
your mom: whatcha want to eat
me: pancakes
your mom: ok, let me move this girly garnish for you
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The aftermath of a cumshot. To garnish a woman’s face with male ejaculate.
After Karen got done sucking my dick I gave her the old goo garnish!
A common term for an infants matinee jacket, originates from the Azaria Chamberlain case where baby Azaria was taken from a campsite in Central Australia in 1982, Azaria was wearing a matinee jacket at the time and the jacket was found later with teeth marks from a dingo and blood on it. The jacket had been discarded and the baby eaten, much like the garnish on a steak.
Jeezus its cold, better put some dingo garnish on the kid before we go out.
when you put your dick in someone’s drink and the balls hangs outside against the glass
beach dad chad provided the girl with a gentleman’s garnish after a long night of drinking that seemed to go nowhere
The piece of lime on your glass of Vodka-Cranberry that will inevitably end up on the floor of the bar.
“There’s a nice piece of floor garnish down there”