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A funny man i met on discord
Can also be used as a substitute for good
hey you have a Gart afternoon
You to
To expel gas from the anus while simultaneously gagging on a penis.
Tim told Kayla to fit all thirteen freckles on his walpole in her mouth and which made her gart.
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to expel an audible discharge of intestinal gas which also contains grease from the processed food; usually caused after taking an Alli weight loss pill.
What's that stain on the back of your pants? Is that grease?
Oh no, I garted!
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Misspelled "farted" became a twitter trend and is now used daily as a joke
Guy: Dude i just garted.
Other guy: Oh wow sick meme.
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Her mum was so gart she changed the password of the device her daughter needed for school
Uses of Gart:
"Gart Brooks"
"Gart Simpson"
"Raiders of the Lost Gart"
"Humphry Bro-Gart"
"Gartoon Network"
"Mario Garty"
"Gart Attack"
"Open Gart Surgery"
"Garter Sauce"
The list is endless.
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When you fart with your intestine and your sphincter simultaneously, like Tibetan throat singing, only with your ass.
Jim shouldn't have eaten taco bell, he can't stop garting when he shits.
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