Gaylord

A small town in southern Minnesota. Located in Sibley County. Repeatedly made fun of for the name of Gaylord. Sometimes called Gaytown and towns around us refer to us as Gaykids. Others also say we are gay.

"Hey, I'm from Arlington. Where are you from?"
"Oh, I'm from Gaylord!"
"Haha are you, like, Gay or something?

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gaylord

A standard size cardboard container (48" x 40" x 36") which fits perfectly on a standard pallet.

We need another Gaylord of resin brought to the machine.

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Gaylord

1: A hotel franchise owning the Gaylord Opry Land in Nashville Tennessee

2: A name nobody wants to have

3: A certain small town in Michigan

4: The insult to beat all insults

1: We just spent a night at the Gaylord hotel in Nashville

2: I bet that kid lives in Gaylord Michigan, that's why he's so depressed

3: Wait your name is Gaylord? Ha ha you're a fucking queer

4: Justin Bieber is the king of all you Gaylords

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gaylord

one of the foremost terms of vilification used in verbal deadlock, can only be vanquished by the phrase "fuck you".

"no problem...GAYLORD"
"Oh fuck me? yeah? uh...GAYLORD"

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gaylord

A city in Michigan. Home of the Gaylord Blue Devils.

I passed through Gaylord last summer to get to Mackinac island.

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Gaylording

When you go out clubbing with your gay friends. Similar to raging, but with much more flair.
Activities include excessive drinking, shamelessly boisterous behavior, fiercely unapologetic attention grabbing, and generally a complete disregard for anyone outside of your group.

Much like traditional raging, it is (1.) guaranteed to be one of the best or worst nights of your life, but never in between, and (2.) only fun for those who are part of the group. Outsiders will typically hate all of you.

Friend: "Hey man, wanna go hit up some bars tonight? I need a wingman, bro."
You: "I would love to, but I'm going gaylording with Michael, Patrick, Christopher, Devin, and Gabriel. You should join! We're gonna get shitfaced at 'Play' and smoke cigarettes out back over some wildly inappropriate conversation."
Friend: "Dude I haven't been to a gay bar in years, sounds fun! I'm in!"
You: "That's what HE said."
Friend: "I see what you did there."

Gaylord

To summarise... A true Gaylord is the spiritual father of all gayness and a person of such gayness that he makes Elton John look like one of the Klitchko brothers.

The Ultimate Gay, in any continent and in any language.

Young Boy 1 " I dont like football"
Young Boy 2 " You are a true Gaylord"