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This party is just another way for parents to possibly capitalize off of procreating. It also robs their friends of weekend opportunities. When put together with the baby shower and the baby's first birthday, the parents are now guaranteed more attention and gifts with this new trifecta. This party is also politically incorrect for modern times, since the baby has not even been born yet; hence the baby has had no time to ponder about what gender it wants to be.
Person 1: Hey!, Do you want to go do something fun today?
Person 2: I wish! I have to go to another gender reveal party. :-(
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When a very politically correct person figures out if their heterosexual, homosexual or any of the other kinds of sexual.
Bailey had an epiphany and decided it was time for his/her gender reveal.
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a party infamous for starting forest fires
person a: want to come to my gender reveal party?
person b: of course! i love the heat!!!
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A party that celebrates the gender stereotypes the babies parents will force on their child for the next 16-18 years of their life just because they were born a certain way.
Mom: She's going to be a great mother with loving children.
Mom's bitch ass friend Carol: She's going to love the dolls I got her a will look beautiful in a dress, especially as a
teenager. This gender reveal party is perfect!
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Officially, a means for expectant parents to use their disposable income to tell the world whether their crotch goblin's a boy or girl
Unofficially, a thinly veiled excuse for civilians to commit war crimes
"Hey, did you hear about that last gender reveal party?"
"Didn't the organizers crash a plane into a group of unsuspecting people?"
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a party in which you reveal the gender of a baby but is now used to start forest fires
person 1: hey wanna do a gender reveal party
person 2: nah the air quality here is already horrible
person 3: come on i just wanna have a useless party
person 2: fine but lets make sure we don't burn our homes down
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A party where you walk in and get your cock out. Or at least, that's what I thought
Millennial: We're having a gender reveal party
Me: But isn't gender a subjective thing nowadays? Do you mean a cock or fanny party?
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