A friend of yours who has the herp who will give it to people you sugest.
I'm lookin for some on to throw the Herpe Gernade at.
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When you are finger-banging a girl and you randomly shove your fist up her snatch and say "booooooooom!"
-Caleb was giving Tianna a Five Finger Gernade and when he did it Tianna got mad and slapped him.
-Caleb gave Tianna a Five Finger Gernade and she laughed.
-Caleb asked Tianna if she wanted a Five Finger Gernade and Tianna thaught it would be funny.
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When you are fisting a girl's asshole and you pull your hand out with a turd and when opening your fist it explodes in your hand (blowing up like a gernade).
I was pleasuring my girlfriend's butthole when I pulled out my hand and the Horsham hand gernade went off.
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When a girl sucks you off and you bust a load in your hand while she closes her eyes in anticipation for the money shot. You then hold up your hand and count to 3... On 3, you slam her in the forehead with your hand, delivering a custard facial. This often leads to the Zombie.
the little fuck who thought it was cool to steal my word is gonna get an irish hand gernade in his face.
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When a attractive female has a ugly looking friend that is kinda like her gardian like the gernader is the mom of the girl and the girl is mama's little cub and prevents the attractive looking girl from getting action with a male
John: Holy shit look at that babe
Blake: Yeah but look the the right of her
John: Oh shit looks like were not getting any of that tonight we got a gernader on our hands
This is what happens when someone is trying to explain a "grenade launcher" And fails
"I have a gernade launcher" Others: "don't you mean grenade launcher?"
Is when you hit on the ugly girl so your bud can hit on the pretty one
You owe me for jumping the gernade tonight