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gerrymandering

Doing nothing productive, jerking off

"Damnit Corey, stop gerrymandering and give us a hand here."

by UCB-Brett February 22, 2004

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Gerrymandering

A great word to use around young people who don't know what it means; can fill in for all sorts of other words.

Did you see those two gerrymandering after the game last night?
You could definitely tell that he had just finished gerrymandering.
Did you do anything last night, or did you just sit around gerrymandering?
Congressman : I just finished reorganizing voting districts to benefit my political party.
Voters: Why is there so much gerrymandering?

by Gerrymanderingpigeonholr December 4, 2015

10๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


gerrymandering

Pleasuring a woman with a regenerating salamander of the genus Salamandrina. It is a common practice to sedate the salamander before insertion due to several documented cases of the salamander crawling up, biting, or making a home within the female genitalia.

Dude, last night was hardcore. I stole a salamander from the zoo and was gerrymandering around with your mother all last night.

by Funk Master Fresh March 7, 2008

29๐Ÿ‘ 58๐Ÿ‘Ž


gerrymandering

What one does with homework when school starts in only 3 hours.

Man you should have been gerrymandering that Maddox exam review instead of working all night. NOOB!!!

by Jive Splittin Fiend August 15, 2006

24๐Ÿ‘ 76๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gerrymandering

Standing in the circumference of a guys ping pong back swing, causing loss of point.

Tyrone is gerrymandering Mark's shot right there. That's uncalled for.

by Yawnyboy October 23, 2019

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gerrymandering

A term old teachers use to tell you shut up and sit down

QUIT ALL THAT GERRYMANDERING

by M-Mamma October 21, 2011

7๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


Data Gerrymandering

Intentionally changing what the data actually show to fit a claim furthering an agenda. Anytime someone ignores, suppresses, or alters findings, results, data or statistics to fit their agenda. This could be media skewing a graph to hype fear (ex. of violent crime, drug use), politicians ignoring data needed to accurately assess a policy (ex. Lead in the water), social scientists beefing up a study's results to be published, companies claiming a product is safe (ex. Pharmaceutical clinical trials), and everyday users of Twitter who offer a "poll" to show what 'everyone' thinks.

The graph showing the increase in violent crime nationwide was obvious data gerrymandering because the statistics were only taken from the cities with populations over 1 million.

The Senator was gerrymandering data when he said that giving ex-felons the right to vote would mean all the convicted terrorists will be able to cast a ballot.

by Gerry Mandered Data October 11, 2018