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Verb: To slap or punch a sleeping person with the intent to cause as much pain as possible, usually in a group, continuing after the person has awakened.
I hardly got any sleep last night. I must have been gestapoed about twenty times, at least.
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A resident who volunteers to observe and report minor violations to the condo association on a regular basis, with identity unknown to other residents.
Another letter from the Condo Gestapo. Apparently this time the trash can was out before 7pm. Who is this guy?
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The elderly female employees stationed at the entrance to Walmart stores. The purpose of the Granny Gestapo is to make honest Walmart shoppers feel like shoplifters as they attempt to leave the store. Once Walmart has your money, the Granny Gestapo carefully searches through your purchases item by item to make sure that each one matches your receipt precisely. Also known as Walmart security or as people greeters.
The Walmart checker was too lazy to bag the toilet paper, so I was strip searched by the Granny Gestapo when I tried to leave the store.
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A term used to desribe an individual who make comments on spelling and grammar mistakes.
John said: "I did good today"
Peter responds: "WELL peter, you did WELL"
John: "everyone get out of the way! it's the grammar gestapo!"
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The Federal Transport Security Agency, or any similar airport security screening outfit that commits draconian and degrading invasion of privacy and violation of rights of passengers in the course of its duty, usually under full government protection and no right to recourse.
The Airport Gestapo confiscated GI Joe's two inch rifle and wand raped the owner.
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When you make a spelling/grammar mistake, lock your doors, because the Grammar Gestapo are going to break yer legs!!!
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Put simply, head of the household who stares over you like a relentless Nazi. These people are called your parents.
It's 12 AM and you're not supposed to be online. Someone's coming upstairs. It must be the house gestapo!
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