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Get your life in order, stop fucking around and get your head on straight.
Could also be to straighten or pack items that are askew.
Bob: "yo I failed the last 2 exams"
Phil: "you really gotta get your shit together"
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To achieve something or have a good performance.
I saw you get your shit off on the football field. Ran for a 100 yards.
I'm on a roll right now, gettin' all my shit off.
Guy #1 Nigga I heard you fucked Keisha.
Guy #2 Yeah I got my shit off last night.
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1) to organize something such as a stack of papers or such
present tense of
2) to get your thoughts straight; to put your mind at rest
3) to get everything ready for an event of any magnitude, be it the king of the world's birthday or your mother finishing dinner
past tense: got your shit together
future tense: get my shit together
1) When I couldn't find my homework in my messy backpack my mom told me to get my shit together.
2) That meeting really messed with my head; I gotta get my shit together.
3) Dude, the bus leaves for the track meet in ten minutes! Hurry up and get your shit together!
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Phrase commonly used in prison meaning for a male to get raped or fucked up the ass by another male.
Hey you... Ever get your shit pushed in?
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Having your shit pushed in should be obvious - Have you ever had anal receptive sex
If you go to jail, you will probably be "getting your shit pushed in" by Big Bubba on a regular basis.
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to get one's shit together. to allocate one's priorities or responsibilities or, quite simply to make a pile of shit.
steve: hey man, hows school goin?
levon: oh man, not good, i gotta get my shit in a pile, i'm failing hard.
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Organize yourself in a meaningful way so as to actually accomplish things with your life.
Luke: My boss wants to fire me, my wife wants to leave me, and my house is in complete disrepair! What do I do?!
Earl: Dude, you need to get your shit together.
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