Get off the Boat

To tell someone to get over something. To get over it.

Mark "I can't text you because it costs money."

Margie "It's only ten cents, get off the boat."

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get off me boat

when there's someone on your boat that there shouldn't be, the only logical course of action is to don an Irish accent and attempt to reason with them, asking them to get off your boat. If this fails you must get your Jamaican friend and force them off your boat.

Get off me boat. I said get off me boat. Right, I'll be getting my Jamaican friend now.

RASCLAT. why you on me boat mon?

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yeet yote get on my boat

To kidnap someone on a boat whilst saying the present and past tense of yeet because as we all know it makes everything better.

Sketchy guy: Hey kid yeet yote get on my boat

kid: ok! yeet yote