when your spilling tea and it turns ghetto
did u see that new post? of thatβs ghetto spread
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It's like a charcuterie board, but much lower class. instead of nice cheese and curated meats, deli ham and craft singles
"Man, I heard the Wilsons down the street had a real ghetto spread this year, didn't know they were on such hard times."
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When you go to a grocery store for butter but nothing has labels.
Example:
You: well I went to the supermarket for cake ingredients and I got this ghetto spread. There is a high likelihood that itβs either butter or hemorrhoid cream.
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A word that has simply lost all meaning throughout history. Itβs definition has faded into obscurity after being trending on Urban Dictionary for almost two years. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.
When Ghetto Spread stops trending, we die.
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Its like a debit spread, but you buy the option first, and when price goes up (in the case of a call) or down ( in the case of a put) you sell another for the same or more of what you paid for the first one. That way, even though you maxed your profits, you eliminate the risk.
Finance Bro 1: "Bro I think TSLA is going to the moon
Finance Bro 2: " Yeah am probably going to open a ghetto spread, that way, it it goes down, I eliminated the risk.
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The act of spreading ur ass cheeks to shit on the floor cos u can't afford a toilet or even a pot
I'm homeless and broke and can't use no public toilets due to covid so I ghetto spread down the local park
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Term used for when a ghetto woman who opens her legs for the purpose of sexual intercourse
Man 1: Where were you last night
Man 2: I was getting some ghetto spread
Man 1: Nice bro, I see you