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Similar to a "Clean Pinch" in as much as you go to wipe your rusty sherrif's badge after taking a forest and low and behold no evidence that you actually had a turd.
Fred - "It stinks so bad in there you must have left skids in your pants?"
Bob - "The exact opposite my friend - the ghost turd rides again!"
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When you have taken a turd and it is so heavy that it disappears and has already gone through the plumbing before you've had a look.
James took a big, BIG log one day only to find that it had disappeared by the time he had gotten up to take a look. The bowl was empty with no turd in sight. James excitedly ran to his mother - Mummy, I did a ghost turd!!!
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dust under bed u find when dong sum spring cleaning
dust under bed, can be found under coffee tables and dressers, dumb little ghost turds
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Tufts and whorls of accumulated dirt found on floors and under beds, couches, etc. in unswept rooms.
Joe, straighten up your room! And do something about those ghost turds near the grandfather clock!
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A scatological song written in 1986 by Howard Hurtt to the tune of Ghost Riders in the Sky, popular among CRF cavers.
Yippio, yippiyay, ghost turds in the john.
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He cleared the room with one of his infamous Turd Ghost.
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When you are walking your dog and its takes a gigantic poop in your neighbor's yard. Instead of actually picking it up in a plastic bag, you reach just adjacent to it with a bagged hand, thus simulating a responsible neighbor cleaning up after its dog. If you want to complete the ruse, you actually tie the bag full and toss it in the nearest trash can.
Wife: "Honey, are you going to pick that up?"
Husband: "Are you kidding me? Do you see the size of that poop? I'm going ghosting that dog turd."