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When you grasp your hand in its ideal jerk-it position, chop it off, wait for the rigor mortis to set it, and use it to masturbate.
Guy 1: Did you hear Charlie gave himself a Ghostly Richard last week?
Guy 2: Yeah! I'm jealous. I did that last year and now I'm saving my second hand for college.
When your phone keeps blowing up, but you ignore it because you’re to busy whacking it on pornhub
I have been trying to reach Cody all afternoon but he gave me the ghostly aioli.
When the dick so small, you might as well be getting fucked by a ghost.
He swear he stuck it in, I didn't feel shit though so that's one ghostly dick.
Getting a blowie from the other side
Yo did you feel that I think I just came, know like a ghostly blowie
like the phantom poo, a ghostly poo is a turd that is not visible in the toilet or the toilet paper....
so heres the question
Q: how do you know if you have had a ghostly poo?
OMG there is a ghostly poo in the bathroom....
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A ghost that is blaq in color and deadly in the brain! To this day, few live, but they will breed and kill to live! but few do...
Look, thoes chimps don't need any no condomes! They ghostly blaqs!
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A vow made by a someone in response to a death threat from a friend, where he promises, if the death threat is carried out, to haunt them, and anally rape them with a dildo in their sleep.
Joe: 'I'm going to aim the fireworks at you tonight.'
Luke: 'If you do, I will Ghostly Dildo Arse Rape you!'
Joe: 'There's no way a ghost could arse rape a human in there sleep.'
Luke: 'Just you wait.'
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