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small! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
she is so small, when it rains, she is last to know
I=normal hight
.=gimli`s hight
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the inability to get a hardon at the sight of a beautiful woman;
Ray suffers from gimli from watching too much gay porn
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The Gimli is the sexual practice of surprising your partner by donning a false beard (similar to that of the dwarf Gimli) during sexual intercourse or similar acts.
Last night, the missus was well shocked when she looked up and I had done a Gimli
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When taking a part in an orgy, and there is a slut that didn't come yet and all the other guys are already limp from shooting several loads but you are the last man standing. You put the tip of your dick in her pussy and before thrusting you shout: "there is one dwarf yet in Moria who still draws breath!"
-"heard you got a GF!"
-"oh yeah, she fell for me when I did 'the Gimli', who knew she was a Tolkien fan?"
A type of person who is small and ginger. Who is very annoying and looks like a gimp.
Me-"Wat up Gimli!"
Gimli-"MY AXE! WHERE IS MY AXE!"
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