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To shamelessly take advantage of substantial tragedy for one's own personal gain.
Etymology: Former Mayor Rudy Giuliani's disastrous attempt at a presidential run.
"Man, Larry really giulianied his sister's untimely death. They weren't even that close but he's using it to get all the ladies..."
"Don't giuliani. The War in Iraq isn't a way for you to make a quick buck selling ribbon shaped bumperstickers!"
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The textbook example of what happens when your terrible personality rots your brain from the inside out, at which point it comes dripping down the side of your head.
He's a total Giuliani. Even his cousins didn't want to screw him anymore!
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Any time the score of a competitive game is 9-11. Happens quite often in a competitive game of table tennis. Refers to the repetitive references of the 9/11 attacks made by former New York Mayor,2008 Presidential Candidate, and complete douche bag Rudy Giuliani in his miserably failed attempt to gain support from the American people using nothing other than politics of fear.
My Opponent: Damn, you got mad table tennis skillz! 9-11, your serve...
Me: GIULIANI!
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When you are giving a speech or engaged in conversation and you fart, but keep talking like it didn't happen.
The corrupt lawyer was talking and tried to play it cool but he totally Giulianied.
A fart you make during a serious conversation, like what the attorney of Trump, Rudy Giuliani did when he was asked a question in cour By the Michigan house oversight committee. First, it's ink, now it's hot air.
Friend: I have a very serious problem
Friend 2: What is it?
Friend: My cat died *farts*
Friend 2: EWW BRO WHY YOU GOTTA PULL A RUDY GIULIANI ON ME GODDANGIT
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A euphemism for cousins who fuck.
Oh them? They're Giuliani Partners. It was love at first sight at their great grandmother's funeral.
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The only 2008 presidential candidate who's performed in drag. Frightening but true. Giuliani dressed in drag for the 2000 Mayor's Inner Circle Press Roast. Wearing a blond wig and a mink, Giuliani vamped it up as Marylin Monroe and Donald Trump got into the act by rubbing his head between the mayor's fake boobs.
As if the cowboy in the flight suit with the stuffed cod piece wasn't embarassing enough for America! The leading contender for the 2008 Republican nomination is on video prancing around in a makeup and a dress. America's mayor or America's sweetheart?
Rudy Giuliani isn't exactly what I'd call presidential, but if he cheats on his current wife (like he did on his last two) we don't have to worry because he can always double as his own First Lady.
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