A person who does either of the following: Uses people for Xbox 360 Achievements; is a fucking social leech/conformist/ass kisser; Claims to like a band, yet only has that one song from Guitar Hero by that band; Lazy (so lazy , they trade crutches for a wheelchair); a poser; and is basically a douche.
"Dude, Joe came over and beat Guitar Hero on medium, and I got a lot of achievements!"
"Tom, you're such a fucking gleason."
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Another word for poop, pooping yourself
Dude did you just take a gleason?
I just gleased myself.
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When the sleeves of someones undershirt are embarrassingly exposed--giving a ruffle-esque appearance.
Dan is the resident anti-poon because he is always gleasoning--his undershirts are always two sizes too big.
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the act of unintentionally having the sleeves of your undershirt exposed underneath a polo shirt or other outerwear.
I was going to ask Dan to the dance, but I saw him gleasoning in school one day so I asked Josh instead.
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An asshole who loves to put shampoo down your dick while your sleeping and jerk off to billy Madison
I once saw a Gleason and I was scared
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The assholes' asshole. Actor famous for roles such as Principal Richard Vernon in The Breakfast Club and Deputy Police Chief Dwayne T. Robinson in Die Hard. He perfected the self-important authority figure until it became an art form which can be watched again and again. In real life he is said to have been a genial man who was quite unlike his famous roles.
Nobody plays an asshole better than Paul Gleason.
Iโve been stuck doing a Kaylee Gleason since my boyfriend left.