A person who does either of the following: Uses people for Xbox 360 Achievements; is a fucking social leech/conformist/ass kisser; Claims to like a band, yet only has that one song from Guitar Hero by that band; Lazy (so lazy , they trade crutches for a wheelchair); a poser; and is basically a douche.
"Dude, Joe came over and beat Guitar Hero on medium, and I got a lot of achievements!"
"Tom, you're such a fucking gleason."
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Another word for poop, pooping yourself
Dude did you just take a gleason?
I just gleased myself.
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A television season of the tv show Glee.
Gleek 1: The first gleason was so much more classy than the second gleason, right???
Gleek 2: Yeah, but the second gleason was so much more exciting!!!
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An asshole who loves to put shampoo down your dick while your sleeping and jerk off to billy Madison
I once saw a Gleason and I was scared
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To immediately throw away something that you know you will not keep later. (related) To jenny gleason is to completely purge oneself of all but life's essentials.
Ryan gleasoned his yogurt lid medal immediately following the office olympics, despite Pam looking on, reasoning that he would eventually toss it later anyways.
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The assholes' asshole. Actor famous for roles such as Principal Richard Vernon in The Breakfast Club and Deputy Police Chief Dwayne T. Robinson in Die Hard. He perfected the self-important authority figure until it became an art form which can be watched again and again. In real life he is said to have been a genial man who was quite unlike his famous roles.
Nobody plays an asshole better than Paul Gleason.
Iโve been stuck doing a Kaylee Gleason since my boyfriend left.