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When something in changed in the matrix. In laymens terms when things go tits-up.
Ah get of yer ass and watch the film!
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Taking a shit right after you shower. It leaves you feeling unclean and like you have to restart the whole day.
Oh, man - that double bean and jalapeño cheese dip burrito hit me right after I got outta the shower. I had to pinch a spicy loaf... it felt so smooth and creamy, yet the spicy bite was so crisp and refreshing, it slid right outta me, but now I feel as unclean as a menstruating woman in a cave in the Middle East. It’s like a a Glitch in the Matrix - I have to start my whole day over.
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A person who is causing you trouble or bother, especially in an odd, reality-disrupting way, is glitching your matrix.
It can also be used as a curse/cry for help to an unseen, unresponsive deity for people undergoing philipkdickian existential crises.
"Fuck off, you're glitching my matrix." or "Stop glitching my matrix, God."
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(phrase)- When two or more radio stations are playing the same song simultaneously.
This phrase is intended to express surprise, disbelief and/or annoyance upon discovering said event, usually because changing radio stations was initiated in an effort to avoid listening to the song currently being aired.
A nerdier version of the slang deja tune, as it also references a glitch in the matrix, highlighting both the rarity of the event, the sense of deja vu when it occurs, and the strong feeling that someone, somewhere out there is fucking with you.
Person 1 - (turns on radio) "Man, I hate this song, what else is on?"
(Changes radio stations)
"Oh c'mon! It's on this station, too..... stupid glitch in the radio matrix."
Person 2 - "At least on the last station the song was almost over."
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