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A magical substance that shames any serious person found with it on. A perfect weapon to use on bosses who have just sacked you. Turns wampires into meyerpires.
"Dammit, Steve threw glitter on me and now I have to walk around looking like an idiot all day!"
"Harsh. That stuff doesn't come off, man."
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The sparkly stuff Ke$ha's obsessed with singing about and putting on face. Also thrown around everywhere in the "Take It Off" video and what Katy Perry sang in her song "Last Friday Night." Can be used to throw in your enemies' eyes and make a dazzling getaway.
Ex. 1: "There's a place I know
If you're looking for a show.
Where they go hardcore
And there's glitter on the floor."
Ex. 2: wtf is with Ke$ha and glitter
Ex. 3: Sane Kid: "I don't trust them."
Ke$ha: "It's okay, I have glitter."
Sane Kid: "Why?"
Ke$ha: "I always have glitter. For my face. It also tastes like chicken. I stole it from a pixie!"
Formerly Sane Kid: "Oh. Okay."
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Using a coupon on something it's not intended for. Also known in the coupon world as balanced couponing; FRAUD.
M bitches and I went glittering today! We bought 24 packs of crayons with our shampoo coupons!
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the excessive inflammation of craft-supply herpes, glitter.
primarily an issue among soul-sucking dirtpigs.
i found sparkles ground into my fucking floor boards, the glitteritis has struck again.
(V) to ejaculate with extreme finesse.
Pull my hair and make me glitter!
Glitter is the herpes of the crafting world
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British slang word for asshole/anus/rectum. this rhyming slang is derived from "gary glitter" the British 70's rocker. gary glitter rhymes with shitter which is another slang word for asshole. Glitter has the advantage of being able to be used in front of parents/teachers etc.
"he was taken up the glitter"
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