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the result of having glitter on one's penis.
usually prefaced by a stellar handjob, blowjob or titty fuck from a chick that applied glitter at the beginning of the night.
I know that Ramone cheated on me last night...he came home with glitter dick.
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When a guy/girl eats glitter and then has anal sex covering the penis with glitter.
I have the herpes of arts and craft on my dick after having anal sex with that glitter eating chick, she gave me glitter dick.
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Glitter dick is melting glue and glitter on your dick. Then you proceed to anal fuck someone of your own gender and ripping there ass to shreds.
Omg Tom shoved his glitter dick in Bob now he has blood stools every day
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a penis that has received oral sex from a female wearing glittery lipstick
my friend got a blow job from a chick with glittery lipstick, so he has glitter dick
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A recently formed STD caused by the grinding of two people (of opposite gender). This occurs through something so called “grinding” or “dirty dancing” at a formal event or dance. It can leave glitter in the genitalia region (the amount depends on intensity). Some symptoms that can result from “grinding” can include soreness and in rare cases - busting a nut.
Michael... has Glitter Dick Disorder
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n. a party friendly way of talking about herpes. Gender neutral.
Girl 1: So how was your weekend?
Girl 2: It was good until I found out I've got dick glitter.
Guy: Bro, this place is decorated in dick glitter.
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When you order a dick glitter bomb from Pranks Anonymous and it explodes in the person face covering them with little dick shaped glitter.
Damn, Jerry sent Marry a Dick Glitter bomb from Pranks Anonymous and it took 10 years for her to get it off her rug.