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The glitter makeup used by fat chicks on Instgram or any place they have their cropped photo profiles, usually of some generic fat girl trying to feel special.
Glittery Girl
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An underground sexual move known only by golf professionals. Right as the female is about to orgasm you insert a handful of glitter and a Slazenger golf ball into the vagina. The golf ball produced after this erotic explosion is undeniably the best golf ball in the world. No hole is safe from the glittery Slazenger.
Sam: My god Mikey how far did you hit that golf ball? You just got the first ever hope in one on a par five!
Mikey: Nothing flies like a glittery Slazenger!
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While performing sexual intercourse, inside a girl's anus, you quickly jump onto her shoulders, place your genetalia on top of her cranium, and allow your sperm to evacuate your penis into the night sky.
#1.) so i was fuckin this bitch in the ass and before i was about to jizz i jumped all up on her shoulders and slapped my wang on her head and performed a flawless glittery pink unicorn. . .it felt reaall nice
#2.) My cunt mother was real upset when, while performing anal intercourse with her, i flew up onto her shoulder and performed a glittery pink unicorn with perfect form.
#3.) titties!
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1. A popular term used on certain Internet message boards for the soap opera Days of Our Lives. It refers to certain female characters who are regarded as saintly and the most desirable women in the town of Salem (where the show is set). Often, such characters are obviously not desirable by fans' standards and are, indeed, quite whorish or evil. Male characters are often blinded to these faults by the women's apparent saintliness (the glittery hoo-hoo) and are reduced to slobbering morons.
2. a term used for female characters on any other soap opera possessing the qualities of the glittery hoo-hoo.
*Glittery hoo-hoo is often abbreviated as GHH. GHH is a genetic condition that is passed from parent to offspring. Its effects in combination with the Filthy Dirty Whore, or FDH, gene are not fully known, but are being studied extensively.
Why is everyone so in love with Belle? Because she has a glittery hoo-hoo, of course!
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The combination of body glitter, or that sparkly deodorant and a
feminine hygiene product. In your purse. If you get glitter on it, then you're gonna have a glittery hoo-hoo. Also one of those sparkly stripper thongs.
That girl wore that stripper outfit to the pool to tan, she had a glittery hoo-hoo.
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A quote from the one..the only.. Roman Sanders from Sanders Sides. My boy <33
It means your feeling down instead of high and mighty I guess lol.
“Roman! Pump the brakes!”
“I’m sorry!”
“I’m feeling bittery, jittery, and not very glittery!”
Putting glitter in your ass and farting it out.
Last night a stripper gave me a glittery pink eye.