Any sex related act that is nsfw that is also accompanied with googly eyes.
Guy A: Have you checked out r/glorp?
Guy B: You mean that weird porn with googly eyes? You watch that shit?
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A task or activity that is both tedious and complex, typically used to describe an activity in a videogame.
person 1: "I really don't like grinding for camos in CoD."
person 2: "Yeah I hate glorp in games."
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The act of a pet cleaning it's genitals, identified by the sound a pet makes when cleaning it's genitals.
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the act of trying to eat ones farts bubbles in the bathtub.
sorry i took so long to get ready... i was busy glorping
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the onomatopoeia describing the feeling of a jellyfish leaving the body during one's menstrual cycle.
It felt like I just glorped a jellyfish!
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A really intense slimy blowjob that one one person gives a man...
Guy 1: Last night, this girl totally glorped all over my schlong man!!
Guy2: What's a glorp?
Guy1: The best blowie you will ever have, if you are into messy ones that is.
Guy2: That sounds amazing
Guy1: It is~
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Noun ~ To Glorp is to be chill as in your not mad, youβre just chillin
Boy βAy bro he just fucked yo girl.β
You Iβm glorping
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