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when a shit hits water of a toilet.
this one time i was in the toilet and dad was in the next room with the music blasting then the shit hit the water and it was like 'GLUNK'!!!!!!!!!
An extra large male with little to no rizz and a strong love of furries. He plays Battle Cats Unite on his Wii every day. He does nothing but sit around and play video games and be lazy. He is often on Urban dictionary to make himself feel good. They have an intelligence quotient of 3 at best. Mainly, they are in love with someone 3 years (or more) younger than themselves.
Person 1: (plays Fortnite for 3 days straight)
Person 2: You're such a Glunk
A small measurement of liquid precisely done with a quick tilt of the container
"a want a glunk of milk in my coffee"
the act of slurping pre-workout out of your gymbro’s asscrack and getting a whiff of his natural smelling salts
Brad: “I wanna take my pre bro”
Chris: “I’ll get ready for the glunking”
The act of Cumming into a container and pouring it down a drain of cold water
“I can’t play Fortnite right now I’m glunking my drain”
The act of defacating half-way then sucking it back in for pleasure
Yo have you tried Glunking yet?
an adverbial phrase;
a retarded way of saying "for shits and giggles"
Person 1: yeah so i decided to hit up this cute chick from the bar for glunks and bungles and apparently we hit it off well. we're going on a date to White Castle tomorrow.
Person 2: what the fuck? glunks and bungles? are you retarded or drunk?