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when a shit hits water of a toilet.
this one time i was in the toilet and dad was in the next room with the music blasting then the shit hit the water and it was like 'GLUNK'!!!!!!!!!
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An extra large male with little to no rizz and a strong love of furries. He plays Battle Cats Unite on his Wii every day. He does nothing but sit around and play video games and be lazy. He is often on Urban dictionary to make himself feel good. They have an intelligence quotient of 3 at best. Mainly, they are in love with someone 3 years (or more) younger than themselves.
Person 1: (plays Fortnite for 3 days straight)
Person 2: You're such a Glunk
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A small measurement of liquid precisely done with a quick tilt of the container
"a want a glunk of milk in my coffee"
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the act of slurping pre-workout out of your gymbro’s asscrack and getting a whiff of his natural smelling salts
Brad: “I wanna take my pre bro”
Chris: “I’ll get ready for the glunking”
The act of Cumming into a container and pouring it down a drain of cold water
“I can’t play Fortnite right now I’m glunking my drain”
Someone who acts cockeyed and acts slow and or takes a while to understand something
"I cant work wit your ass you such a fucking glunk, cant understand shit."
Somone who enjoys watching glee and also enjoys drinking alcohol or getting drink hence the word glunk
GLEEK + Drunk = glunk